At 58, I like to think I’m still a hip, happenin’ guy. But as it turns out, I’m not. Out of 20 “old school” behaviors that a USA Today article says positively no one does anymore, I still do 12.

This recent headline caught my eye: “Woman Falls to Her Death While Taking Photos at Eagle Falls in Lake Tahoe.” That’s been happening a lot in recent months, and especially since the invention of the selfie.

Moon Dimple, my back-home pal, recently called me. When I answered, he asked, “How’s it goin,’ sexy?”

People who have read my column for a long time often ask me if I make up the stories I tell about my family, especially the lovely yet formidable Marcia.

“The last one is finally out of the house.”

Think we don’t agree on anything anymore? Fine, let’s fix that …