National Tell a Joke DayAugust 16


Want to participate, but don’t know any jokes?
Here are some groan-worthy suggestions …just practice your delivery and you’re good to go!

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!

What do you call a fish with two knees?
A “two-knee” fish

A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender,
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!

What time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth hurt-y

What’s Forrest Gump’s email password?

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

Two guys walk into a bar.The third one ducks.

Don’t trust atoms.
They make up everything!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!


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