BROWSING:  Musings

Maggie has been waiting since March. April arrived in April.

If any of my friends are looking at the title of this column they are certainly thinking, “Toldo, are you sincerely telling anyone not to be late?”

So, I just signed up to run in the Crim.

“Take care of you.”

I have a tree fort. Yes, a tree fort – just like a ten-year-old, frog-collecting kid.

We’re well into the season, and I am just getting geared up for the annual torture-fest called Spring Cleaning.

Maybe you looked at the title of this article and thought, “thank you, Captain Obvious.”

Ah, the words of William Shakespeare. In the play, “Julius Caesar,” a soothsayer (person who can see the future) issued that warning to Caesar just before the embattled leader was stabbed to death at a meeting of the senate.

I would like to write something about loving others, or being in love, or some Valentine’s-themed column. It is February, after all …

Every January first at midnight, there are certain things you can count on if you’re in a bar or other large, public gathering.

This time of year, there is a little less room in the old mailbox. Greeting cards. I would say “Christmas” cards, but that seems to upset people. Then again, saying “holiday” cards is just as likely to send plenty of people into a tailspin. For the record, I’m not trying to fire up that un-winnable debate.

I suppose I could wait until December to write a holiday-themed column, but why?