Want to participate, but don’t know any jokes?
Here are some groan-worthy suggestions …just practice your delivery and you’re good to go!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
What do you call a fish with two knees?
A “two-knee” fish
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender,
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!
What time did the man go to the dentist?
What’s Forrest Gump’s email password?
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Two guys walk into a bar.The third one ducks.
Don’t trust atoms.
They make up everything!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!